"Clean, safe, too cheap to meter..." -- Harry Shearer's sarcastic "News of the Atom," on Le Show

Shearer, voice of Mr. Burns on The Simpson's, reported on: dangerous embrittlement of pipes at the Pilgrim reactor near Boston...hazardous rock falls at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant in New Mexico...and the risk of a reactor meltdown at Tricastin nuclear plant in Provence, France due to human error leaving the reactor vulnerable to catastrophic flooding.